The Church of Kick celebrates the Holiest of Holiest. We believe that Kick does exist. We don't need a burning bush, or a 4 star recruit to know he's out there listening to player's prayers. He will return and lead us to the promised land of EFC and we will vanquish the titleholder in bloody combat. All praise Mkick for he is our MMA saviour! Repent and renounce your Tycoon ways! Repent or feel the wrath of Mkick's Glory-ous anger upon thy. Fear the 145lbs recruit! Mkick shall return to us!
Ooooo .. even us true believer must be careful not to tempt his anger lest our posts be truncated and cut off! Praise Mkick and Ye shall be rewarded with bountiful 30 lb weight cutters! Praise Mkick and Ye shall not feel the pain of the "butter chin" recruit! All praise Ye!
Church of Mkick